A "Post" for my "Readers"

So a few days ago I helped my mom organize a storage room. It is full of crafty things: feathers, glue, kaleidoscope kits, blank wooden frames, cotton balls... and toys for her preschoolers.

Well, they call it a storage room at least. Some might say otherwise, as you can see from the sarcastic sign on the door:

Makes me wonder whether one would need to use "air quotes" when talking about the place.

"Hey Viola, where can I find some fake flowers for a craft project?"

"Oh, they're in the "storrrrage" room, Sandy."

See Viola would drag out the word and raise her voice while making an annoying motion similar to this:

[yes I was really saying "storage" when this was taken]

Seems a bit pretentious to me. 

Anyway, here is the Before shot of one area I organized (or should I say "Beforrre"?)...

[chaos! chaos!]

After hours of sweat, blood, elbow grease, and a little bit of coffee, the place looked much better...

[the blurriness should prove this is real and not from an IKEA magazine]

There was one little gem I stumbled upon when going through the stuff. I found the most masculine wallpaper book that has ever existed.

[maps? compasses? paisley? navy blue?! too much testosterone for me!]

Not only does this wonderful collection feature sailboat patterns, plaid, and fishin' designs, it also includes the manly macho room design seen here:

[makes me want to butcher a deer and drink raw eggs!!]

I will leave you with that.